The big news of the day – I have a South African mobile phone number now, so I won’t be answering my Aussie number. The South African number is: +27 (0)76 546 8657.
The flight over was good – business class is the only way to fly, that’s for sure! I landed in Jo’burg and was met by my driver (Peter), and off we headed towards the Sheraton Pretoria. As we were chatting, he told me that he and his wife run a tour and transfers business, and between them, they’ve been hijacked 5 times! I think that it’s so high because they would need to go to places most people don’t go to. During the drive I sent off a couple of SMSs to let a few people know that I had arrived safely. When I got to the hotel, I called Keith. He’s a colleague who’s staying in the same hotel as me and kindly agreed to drive me to work and back for the first few days till I found my feet. We arranged to meet at 8:30am in the foyer the next morning. I then crashed.
The rest of the week was working, sleeping and eating.
Work is going well. We have a big presentation to the Commissioner this coming Friday (end of my 2nd week), so it’s a bit of a challenge to firstly understand everything, and secondly to create a high-level design of my solution by the end of my 2nd week! I think it’s on track, however, which is great. I had a very rewarding afternoon on Friday during which I chatted to some key people and they were very amenable to helping me out. Enthusiastic, even. That should make my job a whole lot easier. I spoke to one of the real big-wigs on Wednesday, with the hope of recruiting him as our sponsor. He was very keen to have my assistance too, and I think there’s a good chance of snaring him as the sponsor. I am in a very good position to be able to get people’s time, because the partner of our project is extremely well respected around the client. That means that I just drop into conversation that I’m a colleague of Brian Gorman, and doors open for me.
Sleeping is OK. The first couple of days were a bit of a struggle towards the end of the working day (1am home-time). I think I’m well over that by now. Now I’ve just got the jet-lag for the reverse journey to worry about! I’ve only had one call in the middle of the night (thanks Kerryn Blagdon from work!), so I think I’ve done alright. Thanks for your consideration people J
Eating has been absurd. I’m afraid that I’ve completely over-indulged. For starters, the portions over here are enormous – even for starters, haha. Every day, breakfast has been a problem to try to resist. Why must there be bacon, sausages, cheese, eggs, etc cooked for me every morning? I know, I know… cry me a river, you say. I have not resisted very well. Then lunchtime! Good God, the food. First day was a whole pizza; second day was a terrible dish called Angry Duck from a Thai restaurant – very salty and unpleasant; third day was sandwiches where there was a fight in the kitchen – we saw a spatula and a ladle fly out of the kitchen door and hit a waiter. There was much yelling inside and then two chefs took off in a huff. We asked if they had any more chefs because we were in a bit of a rush, being lunchtime. “We have many chefs”, was the confident reply. Needless to say our sandwiches were late, and sadly my side-salad came out as deep-fried vegetables. The manager who took off after the chefs returned with one of them about 5 minutes after they took off, and he still had a very black face… he was black anyway, but he was angry too. Fourth day was a prawn and calamari pizza, and the fifth day was sandwiches again – no fight this time, but still my salad came out as deep-fried vegetables. I’ve seen other people with salads, so I know they know what I’m talking about.
Dinner has been quite vast too. The first night I didn’t feel like eating, because I had been stuffed by the constant attention that business class provides. I was very full and reasonably drunk. The working nights were further vast meals. Monday, hotel buffet; Tuesday, al a carte pub dining, where I had a large frypan filled with grilled prawns, calamari, and mussels; Wednesday, a large crayfish with about a dozen king prawns, chips and a side-salad that was as big as a main; Thursday we headed into Jo’Burg to dine – I had snails in a creamy garlic sauce for starters (first time, they’re not too bad), and about 6 laubergines (I think it’s spelt like that – they are like a cross between a lobster and a prawn. Their flesh is more flavoursome than prawns), and hot chocolate brownies with ice cream for desert. I haven’t had a steak here yet, because they scare me. It is usually the case that the T-bones are 500g, and quite often there are 1kg ones. Anyway, last night (Friday) I didn’t have dinner. We all headed back into Jo’burg to visit the last day of the wine exhibition at the Sandton convention centre. Over 100 vineyards from across South Africa come to this thing, and the wines are pretty good. There were too many to get through (100 vineyards x average of 5 wines each = 500 wines), so I relied on my colleagues to steer me in the direction of the better ones. My dinner consisted of a large wheel of Brie and many crackers.
I didn’t drive back to Pretoria on Friday night, but stayed in the Hilton here. I’m not looking forward to the drive back today, after my calamity driving back on Thursday night. I got driven in to Jo’burg by Keith after work, and I picked up my hire car at the Hilton (where Keith stayed Thursday night). The plan was that we all go to dinner, and then I can drive back to Pretoria that night. I started off in Jo’burg (crime centre of the world, for those not in the know) trying to get back to the freeway. This was far harder than it should have been, for some reason. I ended up just cruising up and down random roads looking for street signs. There is a distinct lack of useful street signs here. I didn’t want to stop to check my map in case I got hijacked. My map was shit-house in any case, so it is highly unlikely that I would be able to locate myself on it. Eventually I pulled into a servo, hoping that it would be reasonably safe, bought a drink, and got directions. They were accurate, and I finally found the freeway and took off for Pretoria at about 150kph. I was still getting whizzed past all trip. I think I took a wrong exit, because I then found myself in an area of Pretoria that I didn’t know. I was just cruising around again, looking for some familiar landmark, but couldn’t see one. I saw a police car, so I just followed it for a bit. In hindsight, this was a poor judgement, because he drove into a dodgy part of the city, which I couldn’t find my way out of. I ran my first red light here because I didn’t feel safe stopping. Eventually, I stopped at another servo to get directions. This was a pretty dodgy servo, and as I drove out I saw it was next to a shanty-town. They gave me incorrect directions, but they at least got me to somewhere that I was vaguely familiar with (it was the suburb that I work in). This was a bit more upmarket, so I stopped at another servo and got more directions. These were accurate again, and off I went until I found somewhere that I knew, and could get myself back to the hotel. Phew! I got lost again coming to the wine event. These damn street signs! I took the first exit that I saw that said Sandton (the suburb I was going to). After getting off the freeway there were no more signs to Sandton, the road just went by a friggin shanty-town. I couldn’t even get back onto the freeway. Fortunately, I could see in the distance the skyline of Sandton (which Keith had pointed out the day before), so I just kept going in that general direction. When I got very close, I saw the big “Hilton” written on the side of a building, so I breathed a sigh of relief and set forth at about 2kph in very heavy traffic. I was there. Now here I sit the day after the wine exhibition regaling you with my tales of my adventures.
Today I was going to have a look around Jo’burg (might not happen, time’s running down) and then head back to Pretoria this arvo. Tomorrow I’m meeting Johanna’s sister and I think she’s going to show me a bit of Pretoria. Cheers all,
Bryce.